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Demjawhat

Twisted DNA — Tue, 12 May 2009 07:20:13 +0000

US authorities deported suspected Nazi guard Demjanjuk to Germany. They wanted to try him in the US but nobody could pronounce his name.

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Telepathetic

Twisted DNA — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:50:51 +0000

Telepathetic (definition): Somebody who is absolutely pathetic on the phone. As in, Twisted DNA is telepathetic.

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Micro Management

Twisted DNA — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:58:29 +0000

micro management (definition): Wife double guessing the time you set in microwave for boiling milk and changing it without consulting you.

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Twitter Wisdom

Twisted DNA — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:57:03 +0000

Pregnant sentences have no periods

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Oldest perversion

Twisted DNA — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:31:26 +0000

Reading University researchers claim “I”, “we”, “two” and “three” are among the most ancient English words. Therefore, probably the most ancient English sentence is “I am tired of we two having sex, I want it to be three“. Hence we can determine that most ancient French phrase is Ménage à trois.

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A transparent lie

Twisted DNA — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:52:35 +0000

Folks at Purdue University have been working on an invisibility cloak. They are now saying it will take a while for them to “finish” it. But we suspect they actually made one but can’t find where it is.

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Nuts

Twisted DNA — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:32:56 +0000

A Malaysian man had to have a nut removed by a doctor from around his penis. He reportedly stuck his penis in the nut, in a botched attempt to enlarge it. When asked for a comment on the patient, the doctor said, “He is f***ing nuts”.

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Que Sarah Sarah

Twisted DNA — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:41:49 +0000

The McCain VP selection team presented McCain with three options. Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin. They presented a detailed profile on each of them and deliberated pros and cons for hours. Then they said, “Senator McCain, make your pick.” McCain said, “MILF”. That’s the only way to explain McCain’s VP choice.

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Se-x files

Twisted DNA — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:30:58 +0000

The X-Files star David Duchovny has voluntarily joined rehab for Sex addiction. When the doctors tested him the diagnosis is, “He is a man.”

When reporters went to his home to break the news of his sex addiction to his wife, TÃ©a Leoni, she laughed said, “Oh there is nothing like that.” Then her face became red, she said, “Wait a f***ing minute” and packed bags and left.

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Hairy products

Twisted DNA — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:13:57 +0000

Kate Hudson is being sued for stealing an idea to make hair products out of volcanoes. You heard it right, volcanic ash. When asked why she used volcanic ash, she said, “You saw people in Pompeii right? Their hair stayed the same for 2000 years!”

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