About

About

Indian-American. Which means I am both an Indian and an American. Or, I am neither Indian nor American. Eternally confused about my identity. But that gives me free license to mock either culture, I so can’t complain

Contact

  • Email: twisted.dna@gmail.com
  • Gtalk: twisted.dna
  • Prove you are totally and completely jobless by following my Twitter feed
  • Orkut – pls mak fren ship wid me pliss

FAQ

Q: Can I see your photograph?

A: Sure:

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Q: Why do you use Alfred E. Neuman’s picture instead of your real picture?

A: Because I want to deceive the world into thinking I look better than I actually do

Q: You call yourself “Twisted DNA,” is that a reference to a medical condition you have?

A: Yes

Q: Why do you write a blog?

A: For the same reason thousands of people write blogs. Because I can.

Q: How old are you?

A: Age has no meaning.  You are only as old as you think you are.  (The only people who say that are as old as dinosaurs).

Q: Where were you born and raised?

A: In a remote town in Andhra Pradesh, India – one of the most beautiful towns in India. (Disclaimer: Your perception may vary if you visit in rainy season or mating season for pigs)

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: They don’t have positions called, “Principal Web Surfer”  or “Sr. Sarcastic Commenter”, so for now, they are calling me “that software guy”.

Q: Why don’t you write more frequently?

A: I am a chronic procrastinator.  I will tell you later why I procrastinate.

Q: Why did you choose to write humor?

A: Writing style is like sexual orientation.  You don’t choose it. And if you try to do something else, it gets quite awkward.

(If there is anything else you want to know, please ask. I will do my best to evade it)