Help me with taxes

Please help me fill in this value.  How much will thieves steal from me in 2009?

31 Responses to “Help me with taxes”


  • Against the casualty or theft for 2009 fill in “Same as income tax” :|

  • Did you try to hit Explain This? I mean like you would say with an outrage “Explain This!!!”

  • Hey… that was cool. Now THIS is twisted DNA talking.

  • Hahaha…
    Amused at your observations!!as always.. :D

  • Hilarious as usual…
    I am amused by your observations.. :D

  • Maybe its a fancy term for “bailout money”.

  • Karthik:
    “Same as income tax”
    ROFL! Yes, calling the IRS the theif would not get me audited :|

    Dinesh:
    I mean like you would say with an outrage “Explain This!!!”
    Haha! Yes. Several times during the tax preparation. I clicked the mouse button really hard too!

    How do we know:
    Now THIS is twisted DNA talking.
    No that was Twisted DNA twisting and twirling trying finish taxes in time :D

    La Vida Loca:
    Is this for real?
    As real as the $60 I spent for the s/w!

    Mystic:
    I am amused by your observations..
    Thank you :)

    Anish:
    Maybe its a fancy term for “bailout money”.
    Haha! Ya, bailout money for the thieves :)

  • Oh hell! That reminds me. I need to do my taxes. I thought you file taxes for the previous year?

  • Do these things happen only to you or is it that only you observe these? Good one though – Vintage Twisted stuff.

  • lol. if everything were so clear, how would the CAs survive ? :)

    @Anon Again:
    reminds me of the famous quote(by Russell Peters?): “i dont create stereotypes, i only observe them !”

  • wait till you see the image of your son’s report card!!! U’ll have enough blog fodder for the rest of his schooling days!

  • Nice one.

    The weirdest thing about tax forms is the rounding off always works against you esp. the state tax forms where you HAVE to round off.

  • Hahahahahaha!!

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  • Ram:
    That reminds me. I need to do my taxes.
    In case you are reading these comments, your tax is past due :P

    gauri:
    $4,513.67
    No, I didn’t ask you what I make :P

    Anon Again:
    Do these things happen only to you
    You sound like my wife :P

    Vintage Twisted stuff.
    Ouch… I know I am old.. but vintage?!

    creek:
    if everything were so clear, how would the CAs survive ?
    Reminds me of a joke. George Bernard Shaw was sick one day. He said, “The doctors have to survive too.” He went and saw a doctor. Then he said, “The druggist has to survive too” and went and bought medicine. He came home and threw all the medicine out and said, “I have to survive too”

    Revathi:
    wait till you see the image of your son’s report card!!! U’ll have enough blog fodder for the rest of his schooling days!
    I am glad my dad didn’t have a blog. He would still be blogging about my report cards.

    Amit Wadhwa:
    rounding off always works against you
    Haha! So true :) Thanks for inspiring my tweet:
    “You know you are not making enough money when rounding off your gross income makes a big percentage difference.”

    Pavan:
    Thanks :)

    Parul:
    I have tagged you
    How did you guess the topic, “why do you love being a father” is gong to be hilarious? :P I will do my best

  • Funny as usual.
    65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women. –Jay Leno
    Cheers,
    Salil

  • Aww cmon dude. When someone takes what is yours after a warning, or right in front of you, its not thievery!

    Its ROBBERY DAMMIT! :P

    But then again, this Robber has a heart! He offers exemptions and rebates, and has extra respect for women and Sr Citizens :P

    Cheers
    CRD

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