A Malaysian man had to have a nut removed by a doctor from around his penis. He reportedly stuck his penis in the nut, in a botched attempt to enlarge it. When asked for a comment on the patient, the doctor said, “He is f***ing nuts”.
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LOL … awesome … where do u get such stuff!
heheheh
aweful
Is that wut everone calls a “Nut Job”?
“…in a botched attempt to enlarge ‘it’.”
The nut or the penis??
Nuts!
that was the most pathetic pun i have ever seen in my 16 years of life and THAT is quite something
Was he trying to enlarge a Peanut to a Walnut ?
The f***ing nuts were quite a pun-ishment
Cheers!
~uh~
Guess the poor man didn’t know unlike the vagina the anus isn’t expandable. We could all have been butt-hole babies then.