Small balls of fire

International Table Tennis Federation announced that they are going to ask women players to wear skirts in an effort to “sex up” the game. Director of ITTF said, “[wearing skirts] will definitely help win back the lost interest in the game.” I ask, why stop at skirts? Let them wear bikinis. Oh wait, Beach Volleyball already took that route. May be take a step further and make the players do a poll-dance while playing! Eventually we can remove the pesky table from the sport and I am sure people will flood to see the “game”.

Published on August 22, 2008 3 Comments

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Dinesh
August 26, 2008 at 10:19 am

lol!

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raj
September 10, 2008 at 4:11 pm

lol how can they do a pole dance n play at the same time, make it a pole dance at the beginning n one at the end also maybe.

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Ameya
March 25, 2010 at 4:35 pm

Sheesh! Raj murdered the sarcasm in the post!

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