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Charge for every drop

Wall Street Journal reports that US Airways is no longer serving free water on their flights. Passengers need to buy a bottle of water for $2 starting today. That’s a good way to make money. You know a better way to make more money? By serving free beer and charing for using the restrooms.

5 Responses to “Charge for every drop”

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1 OrangeJammies
August 4, 2008 at 9:40 am

vintage TD, I see!
2 Jay Leno Fan
August 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm

U ripped this one off from jay leno!
3 Twisted DNA
August 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm

I don’t watch Jay Leno. So I am guessing Jay Leno ripped off from me. OUTRAGEOUS!
4 Jay Leno Fan
August 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm

My bad. I jus chked and Leno told the joke on 4th Aug.
5 Dinesh
August 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Brilliant - call it Potty fare!

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