If you are a woman visiting the gynecologist, you have plenty to occupy yourself with. But for a guy who is accompanying, willingly or otherwise, there is nothing to do other than stare at the walls. If you want to avoid getting bored out of your mind, you need to find something to do. Anything. Here are a few tips to keep yourself amused.
* Every gynecologist’s office has stacks of pregnancy magazines. Go through them and find pictures of pregnant woman who are air-brushed to perfection, like these:
Use your pen and imagination to add bad hair, a few stretch marks and, in general, make them look more natural.
Add the confused and scared husband too, if you so please.
Time killed: 15 minutes
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Time killed: 5 minutes (Varies depending on how thorough you are)
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Time killed: 15-30 minutes, depending on the size of audience
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Time killed: 5 minutes. (30 minutes if they call security)
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* Go to the sign-in sheet and enter the name, “Aineed Tupee” in there. Wait for the nurse to come out a few minutes later and shout,
“Aineed Tupee … AINEED TUPEE”
Time killed: 1 minute
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* Every gynecologist’s waiting room has a huge chart describing all available forms of contraceptives for women. The charts even have professionally photographed pictures (No, not of women wearing them!). Go to that chart. Look at each contraceptive and “expand” it into something else. For example, take IUD (Copper T):
You can turn it into:
Time killed: 20 minutes (1+ hours if you pack paints and stuff beforehand)
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* Did you notice every gynecologist’s waiting room has humongous posters of “Female Reproductive System”? Something like this:
I may not be able to crack the mystery that puzzled mankind since the beginning of time. Why do they hang it on the walls there? But I can tell you that, with a dextrous finger, you can use the diagram to perfect your technique.
Time killed: Limited only by your imagination (0 minutes if children are present)
