The Phoenix has landed
Published May 26th, 2008I am excited that the Phoenix probe successfully landed safely and peacefully on Mars. Or, as Ms. Hilary Clinton would put it, “It landed under heavy sniper fire.”
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He he.. gud one..!
The RSS feed for this one doesn’t seem to work. Can you fix this please?
Sudipta Chatterjee:
What do you mean :O I spent 2 hours tweaking Wordpress not to include “asides” in the RSS feed because they are too frivolous to bother people with. Now you tell me you want them in the feed! GET YOUR REQUIREMENTS STRAIGHTS AND SUBMIT A CHANGE CONTROL!
But seriously, I did intentionally not include asides in the feed. I want them to be like a mint after a good meal rather than the meal itself.
@ Twisted DNA, I just came across your hilarious writings and of course, can’t stop recalling the likes of Dave Barry and Ramesh Mahadevan, in the same vein! And, one suggestion is to use reCAPTCHA instead of plain CAPTCHA to help the book digitization project(s)!