Saree Below Navel

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the one search term that got this blog a major portion of hits. It is the phrase “Saree Below Navel.” You cannot imagine how many people search for that phrase on a daily basis. The flood of these hits started when I wrote the post on Sarees. To this date, the number of these search hits rival the numbers of genuine, non-pervert reader hits.

Initially it used to be just “Saree Below Navel.” Of late, I am seeing a host of variations, all centered around Navel. We can attribute it to people becoming either very specific in their tastes or more astute in their ability to use search engines. In any case, here are a few interesting variations.

Saree below sexy navel: Not some godforsaken ugly navel, mind you, a sexy one. Better be specific than sorry for searching for navel pics and stumbling upon mediocre navels.

Saree below navel in bra: “Transferred epithet”, I believe, is what this figure of speech is called as I could hardly imagine a navel adorned in a lacy bra. We must assume that the said bra is worn by the owner of the said navel. But on the other hand, who are we to judge one’s preference of navels and their accoutrements.

Saree below naval: I take comfort in believing that I live in a world of typos rather than a world full of people with some kinky fantasies involving armed forces and Indian garments.

Elizabeth Hurley in saree below navel: It might seem absurd that one would look for her pictures with saree below navel when one could get pictures of her with skirt below ankles. But let’s not underestimate the power of fetish.

Saree below navel pics: Wise people learn quickly to refine their search terms after stumbling upon too many articles that verbosely drone on navel below saree without any pictures, like this one.

Saree below navel above knees: Interesting. Wouldn’t the woman have to be like 12 feet tall for this to happen!?

Mother saree below navel: I hope they found their mom’s pictures

Saree below navel sex: It reeks of their inexperience in either sarees or sex or both not to realize that the entire phrase “saree below navel” is redundant in this case

Saree 10 inches below navel: My, my. Fastidious, aren’t they! They don’t accept it if the saree is 9 inches or 11 inches below the navel. It has to be 10 inches! I wonder if it is even possible without the help of adhesive tape.

Women in saree below navel: This search phrase opened my eyes to my own shameful gender bias. When people search for “Saree Below Navel,” I have been mistakenly assuming that they are looking for women. They could be looking for men! Why one would look for men in a saree, irrespective of its position relative to navel, is better left unexplored.

86 Responses to “Saree Below Navel”


  • Yey!! you are back!! good!

  • Yey! you are back! waise this one is not upto your standards.. but anyways! at least you are back!! yey again!

  • Shubhashish:
    Yey
    Thanks :) Ya, I am not posting as often as I would like to! I should try to be more regular.

    waise this one is not upto your standards
    Ya, my standards track with Dow Jones Industrial Average ;)

  • Congrats, you’ve started benfiting millions of deprived human beings by serving as a sexual gratification site!

  • LOL! Nice comeback post.

  • LOL! I needed this laugh after a hectic morning with my toddler at home. You rock! :)

  • Ha ha ha! I laughed so much at the Liz Hurley one!!Ha Ha!

  • Awesome post[:D]..but i seriously started thinkin about how this post is gona hamper my reputation in the office…coz a female colleague came in out of nowhere just when i was staring at your post and laughing. This happened so fast and i was so busy laughing that i didnt even think about doing a (windows L) or an (ALT TAB). Thanks to your bold, red combination, things must have been to clear for her to miss anything. Dudee..am i doomed?? [:D]

  • LOL! Nothing worse than looking at a grandma wearing below Navel sarees.
    I don’t like sarees at all as a matter of fact, feels half naked. Only time I wore those was at my wedding some 21yrs ago!:D

  • lol i check this blog nearly every day. awesome that you finally updated. this one was a laugh! how do you come up with these ideas anyhoo? :D keep at it!

  • just that you can come up with a blog on saree below navel is hilarious… ROTFL!!!!

  • saree below navel bra?”
    Saree below navel sex? “naval sex” must be key word. heh
    mind wanders in dangerous directions

  • hahaha…10 inches one was hilarious :-)

  • Glad to see you posting!

    I must admit I rarely search for saree, but now I feel like it. The power of advertising I guess. :lol:

  • God, that was damn hilarious !!

    Saree below navel bra – Really, what were they thinking?!

    ‘Mother saree below navel: I hope they found their mom’s picture’ – I read that line imagining a seriously genuine concern from you..and dude that was the beginning of a long drawn laughter, LOL!

    My tummy aches..havn’t laughed so hard for long now.Thnx ! :-)

  • phoenix:
    you’ve started benfiting millions of deprived human beings by serving as a sexual gratification site!
    I am suspicious that people may not get gratification just reading about navels… may be I should throw in the pictures too :)

    Karthik:

    Nice comeback post
    Thank you :)

    B o o.:
    I needed this laugh after a hectic morning with my toddler at home.
    Just by the fact that you have time to read blogs, I am thinking you are unfairly accusing the toddler of being a handful ;)

    Bullshee:
    Glad you enjoyed it :)

    poorbaron:
    a female colleague came in out of nowhere
    Hahaha! Let’s hope she didn’t see anything. You will find out soon enough though. If you see that women are adjusting their clothes as soon as you enter the room, you have have to do some danage control ;)

    Thanks to your bold, red combination
    LOL… didn’t foresee this consequence :)

    Asha:
    Nothing worse than looking at a grandma wearing below Navel sarees.
    Haha, there is something worse though. Do you remember these really old great-grandmoms wearing these white sarees and taking baths at the open wells outdoors? The worst sight you can see!

    I don’t like sarees at all as a matter of fact, feels half naked.
    Yes, that’s why I like them on women

    Only time I wore those was at my wedding some 21yrs ago
    wow! I thought there is immense pressure in Indian community to wear sarees. Good for you.

  • g-man:
    you finally updated
    I know :( I need to be more regular

    how do you come up with these ideas anyhoo
    It’s not hard to think of sarees and navels… it’s hard not to think of them ;)

    vipul:
    just that you can come up with a blog on saree below navel is hilarious
    Glad you don’t know the other stuff I wanted to write but withheld :D

    La Vida Loca:
    “naval sex” must be key word. heh
    ROFL at the image you just created in my mind!

    Stone:
    10 inches one was hilarious
    Ya, but really, I could never figure out what’s with 10 inches. I saw several people searching for it!

  • Zhu:
    Glad to see you posting!
    Me too… I need to write more often :(

    I must admit I rarely search for saree, but now I feel like it. The power of advertising I guess.
    Lol, I feel like I am giving back to the community just by encouraging more women to wear sarees ;)

    AlwayHappyKya:
    God, that was damn hilarious !
    Welcome and thank you :)

    I read that line imagining a seriously genuine concern from you :D I am glad you caught the drift!

    My tummy aches..havn’t laughed so hard
    I am very happy about it. No, no, not about your tummy ache :D . Glad you liked the post

  • A post after long time… A longtime reader but commenting for the first time.

    hilarious… as always.

    Is there any clothing called navel bra? ;)

    Since you are writing one more post abt saree and navel your hit rate is gonna increase and the searchers visiting are gonna irritated that you go on writing without any pics. Which is what they were searching.. ;-)

  • you made me LOL at work. thanks for all the funny looks i got.
    lol @ transferred epithet.!

  • rotfl. and not just the searches. your expert comments rock :D

  • Man!
    I thought its only my blog that perverts land on.
    Some recent searches that lead people to my blog

    Easy fuck trivandrum
    Hot girls in warangal
    I want to have sex in Pune
    Pune hostel sex pics

    And likes..
    Sigh!
    Long live the people searching for sex online… ;)

  • AWESOME ARTICLE!!! It just rocks

  • I hope they found their mom’s pictures

    Oh Gawd, I sure hope they did. Hilarious post, man…

    I didn’t know the navel obsession was so widespread. But your take was, as usual, pretty novel.

    It’s interesting to note how specific people seem to be getting. The result of the increasing net-savvy all around, I suppose. And articles like these would help them further increase the specificity… Before long, you’d find the search term – “Elizabeth Hurley’s Mother in saree 10 inches below navel above knees pics”…

  • :D hehe!!

    people would do anything to increase the readership!! :p

    sexy navel! i wonder where i can get me one of these! i think it goes with flat tummies!! sigh! now i know why i dont have a single saree below navel pic!! ;)

    thanx for the laughs!

    cheers!

    abha

  • I haven’t read the original post but *this* particular post will bring more visitors looking for naughty worn sarees to your blog for sure!

    (You can’t observe an experiment and be part of it (Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle), by publishing the result in the *same* blog, you’ll taint the search engine indexing now)

    Have fun,
    Kousik

  • Love ur blog.. de-lurking for the first time… :-)

    Saw ur “saree wearers” post too… was hilarious

  • The humor n wit in this post was awesome!
    and i must say i even like you take on the comments as much as your blog posts!

  • Ha haa!! Wouldn’t you know about men??!!

  • Now you know one more way to increase readership to your blog. Include “saree” “navel” in your blog as often as you can. :) I hope you dont start getting hate mail from people searching for those terms though!

    You should post more often about all the things that you held back.

  • Good one there, Twisted. I’ve been monitoring my sitemeter and planning a similar post. So far the received material is not quite as interesting as yours.

  • ok, the saree-bra-navel-thingamy just totally cracked me up!!!!!brilliant stuff.

    don’t mind, if i link you on my blog:)

  • Akilan:
    hilarious… as always.
    Thank you :)

    Is there any clothing called navel bra?
    I don’t know, you still seem to be thinking what to write in that nascent blog of yours… it makes a good first post, I guarantee it :D

    searchers visiting are gonna irritated that you go on writing without any pics.
    That’s OK, they are not the target demographic, even though they make up for most of the hits :)

    tgfi:
    thanks for all the funny looks i got.
    Oh you won’t get any sympathy from me. I get funny looks even without LOL’ing.

    lol @ transferred epithet.!
    Thank you! I don’t think many people got that joke

    asuph:
    rotfl. and not just the searches. your expert comments rock
    Thank you for using the adjective “expert” not “wiseass” :D

    Nikhil Narayanan:
    Some recent searches that lead people to my blog
    Do you understand and agree that by posting the search terms here, you are sharing your perverts with me? (yes/no)

    Ashvin:
    Thank you very much!

  • hammy:
    I didn’t know the navel obsession was so widespread
    Yes, the obsession is wide and deep, no pun ;)

    “Elizabeth Hurley’s Mother in saree 10 inches below navel above knees pics”…
    ROFL! I am almost tempted to photoshop a picture that fits the description

    Abha:
    people would do anything to increase the readership
    Ah, you know me too well ;)

    sexy navel! i wonder where i can get me one of these!
    Sexy is in the eyes of the beholder. But navel, I am fairly sure, you should have been born with one :P

    i think it goes with flat tummies
    Do you watch any south Indian movies?

    i know why i dont have a single saree below navel pic!! ;)
    You can’t have a “single” pic because you are married now

    Kousik:
    You can’t observe an experiment and be part of it (Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle)
    I can almost swear on my failed physics test results, that Heisenberg principle was different :D But you are right, there will be more search hits because of this which will enable me to do another post with those weird hits and the recursive loop continues.

    Dee:
    Thanks for de-lurking and the kind words :)

    Reema:
    and i must say i even like you take on the comments as much as your blog posts!
    Thank you :) You should get some kind of award for having the patience to read the comments :)

  • Arun Sundar:
    Ha haa!! Wouldn’t you know about men??!!
    I think I know more about women, whose searches are nearly not as interesting :)

    Never Mind:
    Include “saree” “navel” in your blog as often as you can
    he he, I should probably gratutiously include these terms in a post :D For example, “I went to a movie. My navel felt a little chilly in the theare. There are a lot of women in sarees below in the mezzanine level and so on”

    all the things that you held back.
    Lol, we don’t want to unleash the twisted mind :D

    Alan:
    planning a similar post.
    You should. In fact, almost every blogger I know did a post on the search terms.

    So far the received material is not quite as interesting as yours.
    Oh come on, if you threw in a picture of Rani Mukhargee, anything will be interesting ;)

    sharanya:
    Thank you :)

    don’t mind, if i link you on my blog
    No I don’t mind, as long as you don’t file it under “DANGER, DON’T GO THERE” :D Thank you for the link :)

  • hmmmmm, an interesting post.
    trying to unviel the psyche while keeping ur tone light, good job…

  • LOL
    You are smart Twisted ;)
    I knew it!
    Damn! I will lose some hits to you. ;(

  • LOL! And what the world will not turn to the internet for!

  • rofl! saree below navel bra and women in saree below navel..split my sides laughing on these two! :D

  • Only u can write about a search term and make even that hilarious!!

  • oh and has it occured to u, that u will now get EVEN MORE hits as a result of ur search.

  • hi there,

    read your post after ages….in fact blog hoppong after ages. amazing post (like usual) and hilarious too.

    it takes so many people to make this world…..

  • Ha! So you are alive and kicking :–)

  • Hey that was a hilarious one. fine. do you key in such words in google and search. anyways that helped us to ROTFL. Did any of those south indian movies inspired you to write this, as far as i knew . they are obessesed with saree and navel for more than three to four decades.

  • this just made my day. :-)

  • While I’m having a tough time figuring how to check the free fall of my blogs, my blogs are getting deeper and deeper, I’ve fallen for the trap of finding meaning by means of one of the most superficial mediums of expression that is blogging, you fell me on every visit of mine here with your sense of humor. Getting back on my feet can wait, I’m always coming back here for more.

  • Oh Holy God….Where were u….We are finally blessed to hav a meticulous observation that u made on the search engine hits….

    Thoroughly enjoyed every single word in the posting…Hillarious my frnd!!!!

    I am one of ur blog devoteezzz…plz do post somethin atleast 3 times a week…We cannot face this boredom at the office place s[h]itting before the computers n acting as if we r workin….

    Good comeback again n Godo luck in ur endeavors…

    Alrite waitin for the next “thingyy” :P

    Cheers,
    Kalyan

  • Funny. You can’t imagine how many out there are making effective use of Internet. All those desires bottled up during pre-internet age is now spraying up like a champagne.

  • You never know…with guys like Prashanth, Sharathkumar, Vadivel, Sathyaraj and Prakashraj wearing sarees in movies, “below the navel”, what kind of search results you can hit upon.

  • Hey…your blog is changed…your style has become better!!!And I am married….lot of changes u see ;D

    Anyways, visiting your blog after ages :) Wonder whether u even remember me…..But had a good good time coming back :)

  • haha! brother ! tht was funny! long time ! how do u do !

    http://pigeonsmilk.blogspot.com/

  • Hi, I was recommended your blog by a friend, and I can’t thank him ( and you ) enough for making my mundane office hours so much fun. Your posts are amazing,

    BTW, there are even more aberrations, saree below navel transparent, saree slipping below navel ;)

  • And
    Twisted Saree below navel” or
    “Saree below twisted navel”
    will of course lead really weird people to ur blog ;)

  • LMAO! :P ..’Mother saree below navel!’ ROFL :P

  • I come here after such a long time and I still have to read about saris and navels

    but you are one charming writer

  • I have been checking your blog long for an update.
    Ample doses of laughter. but everyone waiting fir more. Infact to keep track I linked it with my blog but when is it coming?

  • ROFL…well I think now the World will awaken to a new dawn of Sarees( above and below navels)….so get ready for millions of hits..of women suing you ,coz of suggesting such novel ideas :P ..not only women(no gender bias)!!!

  • ROFL!!!! :P OMG!!!! Damn brilliantly written!!!

  • saree is symbol of Indian tradition. I like this article. Thanks for posting. I have a small saree shop in Surat , People from different parts of country come here to purchase saree. Inspite of this jeans day saree is going to stay here.

  • i have been reading ur blog from quite sometime…i can claim i’ve read most of the posts.. :P

    Ur blog is damn cute yaa..its like m laughing my intestines out when i m reading it.. :D

    thank you for giving me these doses of happiness..would love it if u manage to write more often… :)

  • Hi
    this was a nice write up.
    Well im Arvind and i write random articles and i would like to put up my write ups here
    Could someone please tell me how to join this twisted-dna blog., i could not find information on the same.

    my email is
    arvinddwarak@gmail.com

    please respond

    regards
    Arvind

  • Hilarious! Man these guys are so useless. It is extremely easy to access some saree below navel stuff withought coming across blogs like yours. For starters, search in google:)

    In any case this was a good ruse. Now you are going to get a lot of hits for ‘sexy girl’ ‘Elizabeth hurley naked’ ‘Bra’. TDNA is popular!

  • rotfl!!!
    what creeps!!!

  • you’re better off. the people who visit my blog are either looking for daniel radcliffe’s foreskin or grandma farts.but hey i’m not complainin.

  • aching with laughing!!!

    good good

    PS: I didn’t know you were able to track my searches. how but? how??

  • Wow. I am honored to receive a comment from you.
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  • wonder hw many hits will this post get u :P

  • “Women in Saree below navel” tee hee hee ….. ;-)

  • and you stole this from Meghalomania didnt you?
    What a loser!

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