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Oops, my sister did it

Published December 19th, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears, Brittany Spears’ sister, announced today that she and her sister are in competition to see who will have most kids. Analysts predict it is going to be a very interesting competition, as Jamie Lynn has a head start of several years. Sources close to Spears family said that in the future they will also engage in the following competitions:

Who marries a bigger sleezebag
Shortest marriage.
Number of kids falling from high-chair.
Number of beaver-flashes in a week
Number of no-shows to court appointments
Who will go broke first and end up as an authentic trailer-trash

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7 Responses to “Oops, my sister did it”

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1 Pointblank Dec 20th, 2007 at 1:54 am

And who will end up in an asylum!
2 Bhaanu Dec 20th, 2007 at 5:34 am

You are an amazing writer. Thanks for vising my infant blog, your presence meant a lot to me, your comment was actually your festival time gift to me
3 A Cynic in Wonderland Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:25 am

7 Who will have less hair
8 Who will spend more money on therapy

btw love the line in the report “Lynne Spears, told OK!. “She’s never late for her curfew. “”
4 Twisted DNA Dec 21st, 2007 at 1:32 am

A Cynic in Wonderland:
Lynne Spears, told OK!. “She’s never late for her curfew. “
LOL! Didn’t read that. Essentially, they didn’t even wait until it’s dark before jumping into bed… or whatever they do it on.
5 vEENs Dec 21st, 2007 at 9:33 am

ohh I read abt the sister devil of Brittany !!

as if Brittany was not enuf!
6 La Vida Loca Jan 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm

You should have made this into a full post..hilarious!
7 OrangeJammies Jan 8th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

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