Showering babies
Published November 21st, 2007Paris Hilton apparently threw Nicole Richie a baby shower. Paris walked into the party with a bucket of water and shampoo and asked, “Where is the baby?”
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haha thats funny~~~the bimbo might actually do it~~~
Mr. TDNA, I would be obliged if you iwill mind not getting all personal and offensive about my soon-to-be girlfriend.
-Ok
P.s. You need to see One night in Paris to understand how naive and innocent she is. She has been expoited. She needs me and er..I too need her in certain different ways.