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Best publicity in life is free

A couple of weeks ago, a then friend of mine asked me how he can promote his blog. I gave him some ideas. For the benefit of humanity, I am sharing the tips here.
Here are Twisted DNA’s top 10 inexpensive ways to promote your blog.
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Write the blog URL on your back and streak […]

44 Comments October 28th, 2007

They are black they are holes

2 Comments Published October 25th, 2007

Scientists reported that they found hundreds of black holes they previously thought were missing. When questioned what is the guarantee that these are the missing black holes not some new ones, they said, “Who the hell cares. They all look the same.”

Dirty politics

0 Comments Published October 16th, 2007

Vice President’s wife Lynne Cheney said Senator Obama is a distant cousin of Dick Cheney. The lengths they go to discredit a democrat!

Lost in translation

3 Comments Published October 11th, 2007

A person in Japan, who ran a suicide website, was arrested after he took money from a woman to kill her and killed her. For anybody who wants to run such websites, here is my advice. Get a frikking dictionary and read what “suicide” means!

How my company harassed me

My regular programming at work was interrupted by an unexpected email from our HR. The email said, in essence, “You must complete a mandatory Sexual Harassment Training.” I felt insulted. I mean, I know how to sexually harass people. I don’t need training.
The online presentation started out promisingly. It showed several […]

52 Comments October 11th, 2007

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[+] Two girls scouts are protesting girl scout cookies because they say they are endangering some species. If you looked at the nutrition information of the cookies they sell, you would agree that one of the endangered species is mankind. [0 comments]

[+] According to this news item the definition of rape has been widened. If a woman refuses sex in the middle of the act, the rest of the act is considered rape. I guess she can re-accept sex making it consensual again. Don’t be surprised if you see criminal cases with the following description: “She went to his place at 8:00PM. They had coffee. They had sex from 8:30PM to 8:54PM. He raped her from 8:55PM to 9:01PM. Then she reluctantly agreed to sex. So, technically, he partially raped her from 9:02PM to 9:15PM. They both had dinner. Later they had sex after he briefly raped her.” [3 comments]

[+] Pentagon admitted that they accidentally shipped missile parts to Taiwan. Be assured that US is not in the business of selling arms. It might so happen that Taiwan may accidentally ship some money to US in the future. Who knows what accidents happen. [1 comment]

[+] Sarah Jessica Parker is whining that she won the “Unsexiest Woman Alive” award from Maxim readers. If you ask me, she should be quite glad that she didn’t win the “Unsexiest Horse” award. [2 comments]

[+] A new-born rhinoceros in Kenya has been named “Kofi Annan” after the former UN Secretary General. Mr. Annan has been making phone calls since morning to figure out if that is meant as an honor or insult. [5 comments]