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Want a new family?

Published August 26th, 2007

Just $9.99. Cheap.

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1 rads Aug 27th, 2007 at 2:27 am

lol.
That’s a bargain alright!
2 mosilager Aug 27th, 2007 at 5:12 am

That’s hilarious. Where do I sign up?
3 Sakshi Aug 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am

Do we get to ask “Do I have to hear you now” and then pick the new family
4 Twisted DNA Aug 28th, 2007 at 1:33 am

rads:
That’s a bargain alright!
A better deal would be $9.99 - “You can choose not to have any family when you want to be alone”

mosilager:
Where do I sign up?
Dude, you at least need to have a wife to sign up!

Sakshi:
Do we get to ask “Do I have to hear you now” and then pick the new family
ROFL!
5 kiran manral Sep 3rd, 2007 at 12:08 am

I want one too! Only want to keep the brat, the husband and the mother. The rest can all go on exchange and discount.
6 Fleiger Jun 11th, 2008 at 10:25 am

Do they have other plans? Like just the wife, without kids?
7 fauzul Jun 17th, 2008 at 6:18 am

please some one accept me as your son…

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