[+] US authorities deported suspected Nazi guard Demjanjuk to Germany. They wanted to try him in the US but nobody could pronounce his name. [5 comments]
[+] Telepathetic (definition): Somebody who is absolutely pathetic on the phone. As in, Twisted DNA is telepathetic. [3 comments]
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[+]Reading University researchers claim “I”, “we”, “two” and “three” are among the most ancient English words. Therefore, probably the most ancient English sentence is “I am tired of we two having sex, I want it to be three“. Hence we can determine that most ancient French phrase is Ménage à trois. [6 comments]
lol.
That’s a bargain alright!
That’s hilarious. Where do I sign up?
Do we get to ask “Do I have to hear you now” and then pick the new family
rads:
That’s a bargain alright!
A better deal would be $9.99 – “You can choose not to have any family when you want to be alone”
mosilager:
Where do I sign up?
Dude, you at least need to have a wife to sign up!
Sakshi:
Do we get to ask “Do I have to hear you now†and then pick the new family
ROFL!
I want one too! Only want to keep the brat, the husband and the mother. The rest can all go on exchange and discount.
Do they have other plans? Like just the wife, without kids?
please some one accept me as your son…
I am ready.
Wait. No kids, wife in India? Do I qualify?
Hi..
I want to find new famliy, to have new parents..
Can you help me ?
i want new famliy and i dont like my mom and dad can some one buy me i be so happy find famliy