Clever plan

Snippet from Yahoo News: “A 73-year-old Indian farmer who
vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams has
failed to get through for the 38th time.” Very clever plan to escape marriage, I would say!

Published on June 14, 2007

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Cinamon
June 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm

Damn,. why did it not occur to me to take such a vow. I would have sworn off marriage till i became president of USA.

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OrangeJammies
June 23, 2007 at 12:38 am

Brad Pitt tried one of these a while ago…. he said something to the effect of not getting married until all gay people everywhere in the world were permitted to legally wed. I should try that with my mom. If you never hear from me again, you know what happened.

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Cinamon
July 6, 2007 at 11:58 am

how about gandhi family leaving india as a condition?

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Cinamon
July 6, 2007 at 12:50 pm

how about waiting till meetings get eliminated from the managerial system?

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