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43 Comments June 20th, 2007

Clever plan

4 Comments Published June 14th, 2007

Snippet from Yahoo News: “A 73-year-old Indian farmer who
vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams has
failed to get through for the 38th time.” Very clever plan to escape marriage, I would say!

Make most out of your next group lunch

If you have the refined art, you can turn every little pleasure in life into a business opportunity where you can save a buck, make a buck or be an absolute cheapo.
Take, for example, group lunches. These days any tiny reason is good enough for some workless co-worker to pipe up saying “Wow, we […]

40 Comments June 13th, 2007

Blur

1 Comment Published June 1st, 2007

A new invention called “Blur reflective spray” is a spray composed of nano-particles that reflect light which makes you unphotographable when you spray it on by making you appear like a white ghost. Added advantage is that if you keep using it long enough your look becomes permanent and you won’t even need the spray.

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[+] Two girls scouts are protesting girl scout cookies because they say they are endangering some species. If you looked at the nutrition information of the cookies they sell, you would agree that one of the endangered species is mankind. [0 comments]

[+] According to this news item the definition of rape has been widened. If a woman refuses sex in the middle of the act, the rest of the act is considered rape. I guess she can re-accept sex making it consensual again. Don’t be surprised if you see criminal cases with the following description: “She went to his place at 8:00PM. They had coffee. They had sex from 8:30PM to 8:54PM. He raped her from 8:55PM to 9:01PM. Then she reluctantly agreed to sex. So, technically, he partially raped her from 9:02PM to 9:15PM. They both had dinner. Later they had sex after he briefly raped her.” [3 comments]

[+] Pentagon admitted that they accidentally shipped missile parts to Taiwan. Be assured that US is not in the business of selling arms. It might so happen that Taiwan may accidentally ship some money to US in the future. Who knows what accidents happen. [1 comment]

[+] Sarah Jessica Parker is whining that she won the “Unsexiest Woman Alive” award from Maxim readers. If you ask me, she should be quite glad that she didn’t win the “Unsexiest Horse” award. [2 comments]

[+] A new-born rhinoceros in Kenya has been named “Kofi Annan” after the former UN Secretary General. Mr. Annan has been making phone calls since morning to figure out if that is meant as an honor or insult. [5 comments]