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Archive for May, 2007

These bigots!

Statistics is a bitch. Take, for example, the fact that statistically I only have one relative per 1000 square miles in India. But all that is completely thrown off when I go to my town. In my hometown, my relatives are more densely populated than dust mites. Every time I step […]

36 Comments May 31st, 2007

Fall Fashion

If you haven’t seen the video of Miss. USA falling in the Miss Universe 2007 pageant, you should get out from under your rock more often. Check out the video.
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. People seem to be surprised to see her fall. Consider the following facts:

She […]

15 Comments May 31st, 2007

Mutual law suit

0 Comments Published May 30th, 2007

Apparently singer Brandy and her ex-car driver sued each other saying that the other drove recklessly to cause a car crash. Well, now we know why there was a crash. Two people shouldn’t be driving a car at the same time!

Not that!

0 Comments Published May 22nd, 2007

This is what I DON’T want for Father’s day. I know diamonds are man’s best friend and all that, but still…

Product awards

1 Comment Published May 22nd, 2007

And the award for most ridiculous name for a product goes to….

My Brest Friend Nursing Pillow

Sofia’s Threat

2 Comments Published May 15th, 2007

Sofia Loren said she would strip if her favorite soccer team Napoli wins. You ruined it Sofia. Now they will do everything not to see your 72-year-old beauty in the buff!

Delicious looking wedding buffet

When people are happy in life, they have a tendency to ruin it. They do things like getting married. I don’t have a problem if people get married, as long as they don’t expect me to show up with blessings and $100 gift cards. But I didn’t crib too much when […]

59 Comments May 14th, 2007

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[+] Two girls scouts are protesting girl scout cookies because they say they are endangering some species. If you looked at the nutrition information of the cookies they sell, you would agree that one of the endangered species is mankind. [0 comments]

[+] According to this news item the definition of rape has been widened. If a woman refuses sex in the middle of the act, the rest of the act is considered rape. I guess she can re-accept sex making it consensual again. Don’t be surprised if you see criminal cases with the following description: “She went to his place at 8:00PM. They had coffee. They had sex from 8:30PM to 8:54PM. He raped her from 8:55PM to 9:01PM. Then she reluctantly agreed to sex. So, technically, he partially raped her from 9:02PM to 9:15PM. They both had dinner. Later they had sex after he briefly raped her.” [3 comments]

[+] Pentagon admitted that they accidentally shipped missile parts to Taiwan. Be assured that US is not in the business of selling arms. It might so happen that Taiwan may accidentally ship some money to US in the future. Who knows what accidents happen. [1 comment]

[+] Sarah Jessica Parker is whining that she won the “Unsexiest Woman Alive” award from Maxim readers. If you ask me, she should be quite glad that she didn’t win the “Unsexiest Horse” award. [2 comments]

[+] A new-born rhinoceros in Kenya has been named “Kofi Annan” after the former UN Secretary General. Mr. Annan has been making phone calls since morning to figure out if that is meant as an honor or insult. [5 comments]