So everybody heard about the heinous crimes of Shilpa Shetty and Richard Gere. You probably only heard what the newspapers reported so far. But our excellent team of investigative journalists at Twisted News dug deep into this matter and uncovered dark secrets and hidden truths!
Judge Gupta who declared Gere’s acts, “highly sexually erotic” has been found to own a collection of porn tapes that exclusively consist of people kissing passionately on hands.
Apparently judge’s verdict has been misreported in the news. The reason judge issued a warrant against Gere is not because he kissed Shetty, but becuase Gere was not wearing a condom during these explicit sexual acts.
The truckers who gathered at the AIDS conference, were completely shocked by this promiscuity and had to seek psychological counseling
There is going to be a warrant against all parents in the country. Public display of their children is vulgar proof of their private sins.
A new investigation in the light of this judgment revealed that many people are in violation of obscenity law by carrying around phallic symbols such as umbrellas.
It baffled everybody what the judge meant by the statement, “[Shilpa Shetty] never restrained herself but kept inviting Gere for the kissing episode.” Our research team found that in several African tribal cultures giggling like an imbecile is construed as invitation for a kiss
Sources close to Shilpa Shetty informed us that Ms. Shetty’s legal team is preparing a strong case around the fact that Ms. Shetty, in fact, tried to restrain Mr. Gere by kicking him in the nads but was not successful because of her tight sari.
The top secret law behind issuing Aishrywa Rai summons because of the alleged obscenity in the movie Dhoom, even though there are several movies where women barely wear clothes, has been traced to these highly confidential pages of India Penal Code. Here is a photocopy:
LOL!! lovely post..i liked the pic you made and the IPS..ha ha ha every statement here is so hilarious There is going to be a warrant against all parents in the country. Public display of their children is vulgar proof of their private sins.
ha ha haha
Too good TD…
sahi hai!:D
Never heard of “Nads” before!!:D:D:D
Richard Gere needs a cultural education or Therapy and some Indians needs to get brain transplants.Saree was too tight?! That’s a twinkie defence and hilarious!
Public display of their children is vulgar proof of their private sins.
ROFLMAO..
Hilarious. And I read the post wokay!!
ROTFL … “because Gere was not wearing a condom during these explicit sexual acts.” …… Hahaha … Hilarious !!
This should be broadcasted in the news channels
A good take on this episode, totally hilarious as expected from Brand TD
Hey Twisted,
Hilarious post as always.
I’ve been contemplating a similar post on the subject, but you beat me to it. Oh well.
If the entire country of India is all up in arms about this, imagine how pissed off Mrs. Gere must be.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Love ur post! especially ‘Public display of their children is vulgar proof of their private sins’ … imagine making a mountain of a molehill when u have Mallika Sherwat displaying herself in what can be called less than ‘ pav sher kapda’… along with new wannabes joining in!!
I like your bullet point images..hehe
hey dude…awesome post man..got wind of this blog thru my best friend..never regretted a single minute reading them..hahaa..take care yo..
LOL!
the last one was the best!
rofl@public display of their children….HILARIOUS, that!
Hey, you should have parental control on this post - or at least have a licence agreement that only 18 adults are able to read it. All it takes is a button saying “yes I’m over 18″.
-g (and yes, I’m over 18)
I think this is the heights of hypocrisy. I’d like to know how these judges explain our more than 1 billion population or the worship of the lingam.
Of course, I think Gere was a bit silly to go on a kissing spree on an AIDS campaign. But they’ve done nothing that justifies arrest.
ps- loved the part about Shetty kicking him in the nads and her tight saree
Good one.
May be your investigative journalists should try to educate lay men(lay women as well)
to explain the top secret laws/sub laws/exceptions/… which Rakhi Sawant might be using to get away from far more “henious” crime than this…
Please to standby for lawsuit from Judge G - you just committed a heinous crime by bloggin thus!
Too hilarious for words……
good job with the IPC pic, it looks soo real, hmmmmm, maybe it is
LOL!
good one:-) saree was tight but what happerned to her hands? She should’ve slaped him instead of saying “thoda sa jada ho gaya”..
Hahaha, loved your twisted take on the Shetty-Gere episode
The post made me smile, as usual
OMG!! this is totally hilarious! Gere not wearing a condom!!HUh…I didnt know such dumb(est)! guy ever existed.
Fun man!
risha:
i liked the pic you made and the IPS
Thanks for notcing my photoshop skills
Glad you liked the post
nobody’s devil:
Thanks, ma’am
Anisha Dutt:
Welcome! Hope you liked your stay here
asha:
Never heard of “Nads†before
LOL. Now that’s something I can add to my claims… “This blog will teach you new (albiet off-color) words!”
Richard Gere needs a cultural education or Therapy
He needed therapy since the time he agreed to do “Runaway bride” and yes he needs some cultural counsling!
Sakshi:
And I read the post wokay!
LOL! You will never stop teasing me about my last post, will yoU?
Ravi:
This should be broadcasted in the news channels
Well, if you look at the news, they have more hilarious and real stuff
Sushma:
I can always count on you to make my day
Alan:
I’ve been contemplating a similar post on the subject
Please post! I am sure you can come up with pretty good stuff!
Alan:
imagine how pissed off Mrs. Gere must be
LOL, ya. you should definitely do the post on it!
Manasi:
less than ‘ pav sher kapda’
What? Where? Where? Ahem (composing himself) Yes you are right
Pallavi:
I like your bullet point images
Dude, if the post sucked, just say it
When people say things like “I liked the bullet images,” “I liked the paragraph spacing” etc., it measn they didn’t like the actual content 
Jeremiah:
.got wind of this blog thru my best friend
Pass me your friend’s info, I will personally thank him/her and make be get him/her to pass on the word to more peopoe
Glad you liked the blog!
Strider:
Thanks!
Gauri:
All it takes is a button saying “yes I’m over 18″
You know, that’s actually a better way to generarte more traffic
AgonyAunt:
You pretty much nailed it. Gere was insensitive to culture but it is still not that big of a deal. We are just making ourself look stupid in the world by reacting like this. You don’t know how many non-Indains I had to explain to that this India is not generally this conservative!
Srikanth:
(lay women as well)
Tell me the truth, did you recently take a “Sexual harrasment” or “Gender equality” class at work?
top secret laws/sub laws/exceptions/… which Rakhi Sawant
It’s not a secret. Everything is out in the open
munimma:
ou just committed a heinous crime by bloggin thus
ROFL! You are right. Jusr referring to an obscene incident is obscene!
Lavs:
Too hilarious for words…
Thanks so much!
Life Lover:
it looks soo real
My photoshop skills paying off!!
mommyof2:
saree was tight but what happerned to her hands
Her hands were too busy counting number of front-page news items she is going to be mentioned in!
nz:
twisted take
I don’t know any other
Glad you liked it.
Sushama:
Welcome to the blog! Glad you liked the post!
U could have instead got them to stand them in a row and slap them
Too Good 
TD! You’re back! So good to see you back in blogging action ! ;0)
i dont get it?!
Apparently the first description of kissing was in the Vedas. Are we to turn our backs on our traditions in this Kalyug?
Good post with a very impressive picture..!!!
A little late, but loved the post nevertheless. Came back into the country & saw the “controversies” which were all the news - this one, Mandira’s sari etc. & I still cannot believe that in a 3 world country with ample real problems that these are the things people in power - judicial or media - choose to speak out about.
Like I said to someone recently, when dealing with these circuses, sarcasm is the only way to go.
PS: Hope you’re doing great!
‘collection of porn tapes that exclusively consist of people kissing passionately on hands.’
ROTFL.. I cant stop laughing!
hey……. arrest vatsayana!! dats teh guy they want… ;D he was the one to pen it all down for us to read!!
Haha! Hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the actual event and all the hoopla around it!
just when i think u’re at ur funniest best, you come up with a new one!!
hilarious!
Wish you a very happy birthday!!!!
-Gautam.
LOL!! This was just brilliant!
A brilliant way to show the entire situation for how ridiculous it is…
i keep following ur posts thro links on my cousins pages ! must admit they are right up there with the best humor ive come across! Gere not wearing a condom was the best :p .. IPC 3341 .. bwahahaha! tht was crazy bro!
lol… thats hilarious…
That’s hilarious - CNN International was still covering it nonstop as of Monday or Tuesday…
Harish:
U could have instead got them to stand them in a row and slap them
Touch Shilpa and bring warrant upon myself? no no
Thanks for stopping by
OrangeJammies:
TD! You’re back!
Now that you mention it, it has been a while since I posted
I need to
be more regular
isha:
i dont get it?!
For most people it takes a couple of tequila shots to make sense of what
Oh wait, you are way too young for it!
I am saying
Mosi Lager:
LOL. You will be sued for using kiss and vedas in the same sentence
Gomathy:
very impressive picture
Thank you thank you! My photoshop skills are getting better these days
Melody:
sarcasm is the only way to go
Well, that is the only way I know how to talk
I am doing great, thanks for asking!
void:
Thank you! You seem to be the only one who got that specific joke
sam:
arrest vatsayana
If Vatsayana were living now, he would’ve had a warrant for every page
he wrote
Sneha:
Almost as hilarious as the actual event
LOL. Yes. Truth is funnier than fiction
chandni:
just when i think u’re at ur funniest best
Thank you for the wonderful compliment. I try my best. I am not always
producing my best but I do try
Gautam Gurijala:
I should’ve said a couple of days ago, but same to you
perspective inc:
Thank you
Rohini:
the entire situation for how ridiculous i
Exactly… I find these things so laughable I can think of nothing but
sarcasm!
The Mahathma :
i keep following ur posts thro links on my cousins pages
I got introduced to wonderful people like Ryan, Megha and Anju through Karen!
I owe a lot to your cousins
must admit they are right up there with the best humor ive come across
Thank you very much! Encouragement always helps!
lalitha:
Hey there! Thank you.
Archana:
CNN International was still covering it
Ya, that’s what makes me mad about these things! We put aside all important things and persuade Shilpa Shetty’s kiss and Brittany’s bald (head, I mean).
OMG.. That was incredibly hilarious.. especially.. IPC part…
but be careful though! they are al crazy!
oh boy… i dont stop by for a few days and come back to a riot!! glad to see two posts… and hey.. you really must blog more often!
LOL at public display of private sins. Hilarious post!
This was amazing!
dont show the kids around huh!
ROFL