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Extra! Extra!

So everybody heard about the heinous crimes of Shilpa Shetty and Richard Gere. You probably only heard what the newspapers reported so far. But our excellent team of investigative journalists at Twisted News dug deep into this matter and uncovered dark secrets and hidden truths!
Judge Gupta who declared Gere’s acts, “highly sexually erotic” […]

47 Comments April 29th, 2007

Kate Moss

0 Comments Published April 17th, 2007

There is going to be an auction of Kate Moss’s photos. Unidentified sources confirmed that they are life size pictures, 6 feet tall and 6 inches wide.

Commenting for Dummies

Do you know that in the modern times in the blog-world a comment is an important part of the social etiquette? Do you know that your comment is the only proof for your friend bloggers that you read and understood a post? Do you understand that commenting is the way bloggers bond, establish friendships […]

82 Comments April 9th, 2007

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[+] Two girls scouts are protesting girl scout cookies because they say they are endangering some species. If you looked at the nutrition information of the cookies they sell, you would agree that one of the endangered species is mankind. [0 comments]

[+] According to this news item the definition of rape has been widened. If a woman refuses sex in the middle of the act, the rest of the act is considered rape. I guess she can re-accept sex making it consensual again. Don’t be surprised if you see criminal cases with the following description: “She went to his place at 8:00PM. They had coffee. They had sex from 8:30PM to 8:54PM. He raped her from 8:55PM to 9:01PM. Then she reluctantly agreed to sex. So, technically, he partially raped her from 9:02PM to 9:15PM. They both had dinner. Later they had sex after he briefly raped her.” [3 comments]

[+] Pentagon admitted that they accidentally shipped missile parts to Taiwan. Be assured that US is not in the business of selling arms. It might so happen that Taiwan may accidentally ship some money to US in the future. Who knows what accidents happen. [1 comment]

[+] Sarah Jessica Parker is whining that she won the “Unsexiest Woman Alive” award from Maxim readers. If you ask me, she should be quite glad that she didn’t win the “Unsexiest Horse” award. [2 comments]

[+] A new-born rhinoceros in Kenya has been named “Kofi Annan” after the former UN Secretary General. Mr. Annan has been making phone calls since morning to figure out if that is meant as an honor or insult. [5 comments]