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Fellow bloggers decided to throw a virtual baby shower to our friend The Mad Momma. Neha took it up a notch by throwing in a virtual gift (because virtual gifts are free 
). I decided to follow suit by gifting Mad Momma hand-made baby T-shirts. Happy Baby Shower Mad Momma (or is it Merry Baby Shower, I can never remember).
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Your virtual gift looks great!
I wanted to do this!!! you stole my idea.. I just adore her and her son “The Brat” I hope the second one is a girl…..
Mad Momma we all love love love love you!!!!
Love all your virtual gifts.very original.
LOL Love these Ts…I guess I’d get some when I become a mum?
:)
Keshi.
Let me get a bit philosophical on this…
We are living in a “real” world but survive on “virtual” happiness…
Wish the baby some real happiness.(of course her/his mom too).
Quite innovative idea to have virtual baby shower. There is a world within real world created by bloggers, and that sure is a caring one too…
thanks again.. these t-shirts are too cute.. am going to try and get them printed and make the kids wear them!!!!
here’s a virtual hug.. thanks again.
Those are awesome t-shirts. Looks like you hit the equivalent of a century with this post. And have a happy baby shower, Mad Momma.
Kalpana:
Your virtual gift looks great!
Thank you
Dee:
I wanted to do this!!! you stole my idea..
Lol. You can do it too!
I just adore her and her son
Don’t we all do!
By the way, you didn’t mention your link!
Lalitha:
Love all your virtual gifts.very original.
Thank you!
Keshi:
I guess I’d get some when I become a mum?
Ok, this is the second time you talked about being a mom. What’s the skinny? Is there something we know.. like immaculate conception?
Srikanth:
Let me get a bit philosophical on this.
You lost me at philo
We are living in a “real” world but survive on “virtual” happiness.
I agree. The “virtual happiness” it becoming more and more larger in the overall happiness. Not sure if it is a good sign or bad
that sure is a caring one too.
Some times! Just like real world, there are bad people too. But fortunately, bad people in the virtual world end at the delete button
the mad momma:
i hope you remember you owe me something
Yes, I do. It is sitting half baked in a word document
thanks again.
Pleasure is all mine
here’s a virtual hug
Thank you! But I will take a rain check until my hands can actually reach behind your back
MosiLager:
Those are awesome t-shirts.
Thanks Ranjit
equivalent of a century with this post.
No
19 runs to go. A lot of overs left though, I hope 
Thats so sweet of u! And very creative too!! Good going!
Hehee.
Loved it!
Expecting another one when she delivers
Too late for me! My kid is turning 16 next week,she has a real car to play with than bothered about me blog!!;P
Funny and creative T-Shirts.You are twisted!!!!
Ok my virtual best wishes n virtual blessings…
Good work dude
I love the T shirts… they are cool!!!
and the humor is just defining………………..
That’s a creativity at it’s best;)
lol! love love love them! btw, you are now famous. go see my blog. you just won an award.
awesome Ts!!! love it love it. and muchos virtual love and joy to the mad momma
you got some good design skills.. like the way the t-shirts are designed and your blog has a nice layout too..
Awesome Ts …. loved all of em…
so… into T-shirt captions these days
.. good ones, great ideas 
no such luck mate. LOL!
Keshi.
great ones.mad momma shud get them printed and wear them
hahahaha
very innovative
Damn cute ones.
http://deathbychoc.blogspot.com/
Thats my link!!!
Lovely thought and cute Ts.
heyyyy real nice and verry funny
I have just seen the last one. It didnt get loaded properly for me…
1:57 AM… Thats the time when new borns are most active.
Very appropriate…
My first time here & I completely was lol-ing!! Such a cute idea! Very nice place, will be back!
My first time here & I was completely lol-ing!! Such a cute idea!!
Incidentally, your place here is great too, shall be back
Awesome!
smashing! esp. the one telling mom to go write a post!
That is damn cool!!!! Brilliant!!
Nice collection here i must say!
Hey nice collection of Tees!
Fabulous Tees. I think I am going to commission you to write some nasty ones that I can gift my Malaysian colleagues….anonymously.
gesh, what a original spree of t-shirts u had there! nad woot on e last t-shirt, ‘feed me’ @1.57 am, kinda early!
LOL…really cute t-shirts…Buh-rilliant i say!
I have a good mind to flick some of them and get it printed. hope you don’t have a copyright clause on yr blog.
I meant the post is so popular that writing it was the equivalent of scoring a century in cricket. cricket… oh god tomorrow’s our final otherwise there will be a bangladesh ireland group of 8 match.
Hey tdna, your blog ate up both my comments – on this post and the last post
(I had commented a few days back )
no posts from you
Write. waiting!
good job… This reminds me of a t-shirt I saw on this very small kid. It said,”If you think I am cute, you should look at my dad…”
You’ve been tagged!
http://firstcitydelhi.blogspot.com/2007/03/bloggerheads-verdict-is-out.html
How long is this shower going to last? (Almost a month now.)
Has to be me :
Thanks!
Sakshi:
Expecting another one when she delivers
I will make it up to her next time
Looks like I missed that event
asha:
she has a real car to play with
she has a real car to play with
Pallavi:
lol
indianoguy:
Thanks!
aparna:
Thank you very much. Glad you found them funny too, not just me
Lera:
That’s a creativity at it’s best
That’s a great compliment! Thanks.
OrangeJammies:
you just won an award
Thank you so much for the award. Will get to it soon.
shilpa:
Thank you!
Mahesh Subramanian:
your blog has a nice layout too
Thank you! But it gets boring after a while. I need to change it
Apy:
Sushma:
into T-shirt captions these days
No, just throwing baby showers
Keshi:
no such luck mate
LOL. Just making sure.
itchingtowrite:
.mad momma shud get them printed and wear them
Just kidding, I get your point 
I didn’t know mad momma’s mom has a blog
neihal:
Thank you!
pria:
Thanks
Dee:
Thanks Dee. I added it to my RSS reader
nz:
Thanks NZ
La Vida Loca:
Thank you
Srikanth:
1:57 AM. Thats the time when new borns are most active.
Thank you for letting me know that at least one person got the joke
Melody:
Thanks Melody!
vikram:
Thanks Vikram
dipali:
esp. the one telling mom to go write a post!
Thank you! It’s always nice to hear a compliment!
Sunita:
Thank you
Anz:
thanks Anz
ekta:
Hey long time no see. How have you been? thanks for the comment.
freespirit:
I think I am going to commission you to write some nasty ones
Please do, please do. I will be much better with nasty ones!
kai:
Thank you! glad you liked ‘em
Aqua:
I have a good mind to flick some of them
Please do!
Mosi Lager:
Thanks for the explanation Mosi! Sorry I didn’t get it at first
nz:
your blog ate up both my comments
Bad blog. No donut for you. But nz, I see one up there! Sorry about the other eaten comment
Minal:
no posts from you
was way too busy! Will try to post more regualrly. Thanks for the encouragement!
I know
Karen:
LOL! Sounds like a wonderful Tshirt. I should get one and make my son wear it!
First City:
Alan:
LOL. I know.. i am taking forever to post. Post coming right up