The Kindergarten deal
Published February 5th, 20079 Responses to “The Kindergarten deal”
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Unfortunately, they forgot to hang a calculator beside it!
rofl
mmm… perharps doing the mathematics for the public… remember the american gvt has a huge demands for Math teachers knowing that they are poor in Math????
LOL haha!
Keshi.
So how many did you buy?
Sudipta Chatterjee :
LOL. If the calculator is based on Intel chips, it will be 3 for $2.99999999
lalitha:
You are actually right! It’s not kindergarten math. It’s more like Junior math
Alan:
So how many did you buy?
I wanted 2 but couldn’t figure how much two cost
:-)
*I* would need a calculator. i’m in accounting and we used to verify data entry by using “hash totals” — adding up the numbers in certain columns to match to a proof (does anyone remember this?). i actually added 4 1’s once (entering 1 and then hitting the plus sign 4 times) to come up with 4 on the calculator [sigh]… i used to be good at math but using the calculator has made me mathematically crippled!
My wife just spotted a better deal at our local Wal-Greens. They were posted as 5 for $5.00!!!