Recipe: Lemon Olive Fuzz at Twisted DNA

Recipe: Lemon Olive Fuzz

Published October 24th, 2006

I always liked how those food blogs look, especially the pictures. I wanted to post something like that and here is my chance to shine. To give credit where credit is due, this recipe is invented and perfected by my wife.

Ingredients:

4 tables spoons of fresh lemon juice
1 table spoon olive oil

Procedure:

Mix the olive oil in the lime juice until it becomes sticky and slimy
Apply the concoction thoroughly to your husband’s hair
Note: Applying may be tricky because you may face some resistance. Blackmailing in some way works well
Make sure the mix is evenly applied to the hair and, if possible, to ears and eyes
Let the hair dry completely, while the slime drips on his t-shirt. Natural drying is preferred unless he mutters too many obscenities, in which case you can advise him to go stand in the sun.
There is an easy test to find out when the hair is dry. When you touch it, it should feel like uncooked Top Ramen (or Maggie)
Wash the hair. If needed, remove the grease with Pinesol
Don’t forget to compliment him on how silky the hair looks and feels – who knows, for a moment, he might actually forget that nobody in the world would notice a married guy’s hair, even if he dyed it orange.

(OK. OK. I know I exceeded my quota of hair posts)

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1 Nee Oct 24th, 2006 at 1:41 am

Your chance to shine ?
So that means this worked?

At least you didn’t have to keep it on overnight!
2 shruti Oct 24th, 2006 at 2:50 am

hey great pic…
thats very attracting…will try it if got chance…
3 mommyof2 Oct 24th, 2006 at 4:01 am

LOL!! You forgot to mention that if your wife is mad at you your head becomes “tabla”:-) so check for any sign before risking your head in her hand & mersey;-)Otherwise you will have a flat head product left…:-)
4 Isha Reddy Oct 24th, 2006 at 4:58 am

omg .. this is so hilarious! one of the funniest blogs on the sphere.. urs truly
5 rads Oct 24th, 2006 at 6:14 am

wow, you have a very caring, loving wife!
I mean, taking care of our own is a pain in itself, she does it for you? :O
6 gnightgirl Oct 24th, 2006 at 6:36 am

Ah you got me! I first read the title as “lemon olive fizz” and was expecting a beverage. When I saw the ingredients for your new drink, I thought, YUCK! But I actually kept reading, because who knows? If you said it was good, then it’s good.

I like the way you mind your wife.
7 Nrcima Oct 24th, 2006 at 8:22 am

It wonders me that even after all of this, you still have enough hair left for more experiments.
8 @ Oct 24th, 2006 at 9:12 am

Still LOL!!!!
For a moment, I thought you’d converted to a foodie - was kinda skeptical after reading the ingredients…
It was only when I skimmed the ‘Top Ramen’ part, that your satire hit me.
Love it
9 freespirit Oct 24th, 2006 at 9:41 am

err…i thought lemon juice and sun combo turns hair grey! Old wives tale then? Can you check with your wife if the magic potion works on colored hair???
10 Sweta Mohanty Oct 24th, 2006 at 9:51 am

:) cute blog!
11 pria Oct 24th, 2006 at 9:53 am

DNA: You made me laugh and such a good one. I accept you can write about anything in your own way hehehe!!!
12 Shreemoyee Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:45 am

The combination is good for the skin too actually.
13 my life.... Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:47 am

hey does it really makes yr hair shine? actually for a moment i thought that it was a bowl of vegetable chinese soup…. haha
14 Foodie's Hope Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:57 am

Hey, stay away from my foodie zone! Oh.. it’s a hair massage oil,okay!! It’s too late for my husband’s head, nothing left to grow!!:D:D
15 Foodie's Hope Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:57 am

Hey, stay away from my foodie zone! Oh.. it’s a hair massage oil,okay!! It’s too late for my husband’s head, nothing left to grow!!:D:D
16 Shilpa Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:16 am

dude you are obssessed with your hair!! but glad u realized it and tell ur wife, to “shiiine on u crrrazy diaaamond” hahah
17 itchingtowrite Oct 24th, 2006 at 12:43 pm

ha ha good one. hats off to ur wife for pulling this off so well
18 Life Lover Oct 24th, 2006 at 2:16 pm

Sucha nice wife you have Write a post just for her, about her and dedicate it to her she deserves it after all this care that she takes of you and your hair!
19 video Oct 24th, 2006 at 3:59 pm

recipe for inflicting torture huh?
20 Alan Oct 24th, 2006 at 4:56 pm

Smoodles are much better than Maggies. They’re SRK endorsed!
21 si Oct 24th, 2006 at 5:13 pm

great post — made me laugh. have to admit you fooled me at first (thot it was a food-thing for sure). you DO seem fixated with your hair!
22 Pallavi Oct 24th, 2006 at 6:49 pm

Jeeeezz, I hope you still have some hair left! First barbaric cut and now home remedies. You know there is easier way to get bald, jus shave it off!! why go through in steps?:)
23 Jayashree Oct 24th, 2006 at 8:09 pm

TDNA…found your blog recently…love the way you write and your sense of humour….
24 Yashita Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:58 pm

hahhaa…but come on now!dont u just love ur hair now?soft and all?:p

and yeah, I always liked the food blogs too:)

and umn…u should be happy that the wife didn’t try the egg and curd thing:p
25 Twisted DNA Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:33 pm

Nee:
“So that means this worked? ”
Ha ha. No it didn’t. The shine I am talking about is my natural glow

shruti:
I hope you won’t get a chance If you do get a chance, buy Pantene conditioner

mommyof2:
LOL@tabla. Yes, there is that danger. But you see, I handed over my head the day I got married. No backing out now

Isha Reddy:
Welcome to the blog. Thank you so much for the compliments! Glad you enjoyed it.

rads:
I can be loving and caring and take care of her hair, if in return me and my hair are left alone.

gnightgirl:
“If you said it was good, then it’s good.”
Wow, never before was such great trust put in me

“I like the way you mind your wife.”
Did you mean to say the vice-versa?

Nrcima:
“you still have enough hair left for more experiments.”
**shudders** I am not looking forward to any more experiments! My hair had enough excitement in the recent past.

@:
Thank you I am glad I mislead you lon enough
26 Twisted DNA Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:41 pm

freespirit:
“.i thought lemon juice and sun combo turns hair grey!”
I don’t think I will have enough hair left for it to turn gray

“if the magic potion works on colored hair??? ”
I don’t think so. But I have a dream. I have a dream that one day all hair is treated equally, colored or not.

Sweta Mohanty:
“cute blog!”
Hmm… a new chapter in the life of this blog… nobody ever called it cute

Is “cute” euphemism for useless?

pria:
Thank you If I can make people laugh, my purpose is served.

Shreemoyee:
“The combination is good for the skin too actually.”
DON’T EVER mention that to my wife

my life…:
“i thought that it was a bowl of vegetable chinese ”
I don’t think it tastes any worse than the vegetable soup at the Chinese place near my house

“does it really makes yr hair shine?”
No, I am still not sure if it is really supposed to work or if my wife is just having fun with me

Foodie’s Hope:
“Hey, stay away from my foodie zone!”
I am not going enter the domain ruled by the likes of you, Lera and Mythili!

Shilpa:
“dude you are obssessed with your hair!!”
Yes, the rarer it gets, the more precious it becomes
27 harshavardhan reddy Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:45 pm

hey!! readin ur blog after long.
n its a coincidence that rite now, Im havin a stinky mixture of yoghurt, menthulu, and gorintaaku(donno da english words) spread on my hair…n have 2 bear this 4 another hour. ask ur wife to try this mixture the next time….LOL!!
28 Twisted DNA Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:50 pm

itchingtowrite:
“ur wife for pulling this off so well”
She can pull things well, including hair.

Life Lover:
I have several post ideas about her, mostly funny posts.. I have a feeling she won’t like any of those things And I know what happens if she doesn’t like things

video:
“recipe for inflicting torture huh?”
he he he. Definitely a patetent’able.

Alan:
LOL. Really? Smoodles won SRK’s endorsement? Man, you know a lot of more these things than I ever will!

si:
“you DO seem fixated with your hair!”
I hope it stays fixated on me too

Pallavi:
“jus shave it off!”
I would’ve but lemon-olive on bald head would be ever worse a torture

Jayashree:
Welcome to the blog. Glad you liked it.
29 Twisted DNA Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:54 pm

harshavardhan reddy:
“Im havin a stinky mixture of yoghurt,..”
No kidding, really? And you don’t even have a wife? You actually voluntarily put yourself through it? Why? Why, man, why!?

“ask ur wife to try this mixture the next time….LOL!!”
I will definitely ask her to try it on herself I will even suggest to her to throw in a little vanilla for the fragrance
30 Lera Oct 25th, 2006 at 2:55 am

That’s a cool way to go about treating hair.A woman simply needs a man who stops whining about it and keep a smile on his face thinking about all the conditioning his hair gets..;)
31 Lera Oct 25th, 2006 at 4:17 am

hey, seem to notice my name in the comment section,don’t seem to get it,what’z that all about..?.
32 Ekta Oct 25th, 2006 at 6:27 am

hahah,
wow…now am gonna try this on hubby dear too!
33 Appu Oct 25th, 2006 at 7:39 am

having a ball of a time with your hair i guess
34 Anu Oct 25th, 2006 at 7:59 am

ROFL, at the image of your hair being replaced with a wig made of uncooked Ramen noodles.
35 starry nights Oct 25th, 2006 at 9:21 am

I really thought it was something to eat. the pic was decieving. BTW does it make your hair silky, would like to try it on J’s Hair, hope it does not look like top ramen.
36 Gangadhar Oct 25th, 2006 at 9:34 am

haan haan..i’ll try this one..tnx for sharing this one!!
btw first time here..nice blog!!
37 Shankari Oct 25th, 2006 at 9:48 am

Hey, I thought it was a recipe, but did it make your hair shine?
38 mommyof2 Oct 25th, 2006 at 10:30 am

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39 Pickled Olives Oct 25th, 2006 at 11:57 am

If my husband had hair, I might have considered using this. As he has almost none, I doubt he’s appreciate this type of tonic. Too bad, I always wanted an excuse to use pinesol on him.
40 Anonymous Oct 25th, 2006 at 4:44 pm

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41 Keshi Oct 25th, 2006 at 10:08 pm

hmmm wuts goin going on hair? :) Nice recipe for great shiney hair. I always knew olive oil n lemon r great for hair. I like men with good-smelling hair

Keshi.
42 Twisted DNA Oct 26th, 2006 at 1:31 am

Lera:
A woman simply needs a man who stops whining about it and keep a smile on his face thinking about all the conditioning his hair gets..;)
The sentence makes more sense if you replace “man” with “dog”

seem to notice my name in the comment
I was saying to Foodie’s Hope that I wouldn’t dare into food blogs as the field is dominated by the likes of you

Ekta:
I am sorry Anand. Please don’t kill me now.

Appu:
having a ball of a time with your hair i guess
Pretty soon that is what I will be left with. A ball of hair

Anu:
Thanks for the Halloween costume idea

starry nights:
would like to try it on J’s Hair
One of these days all respective husbands are going to hunt me down

hope it does not look like top ramen.
Not any more

Gangadhar:
i’ll try this one
I should put a disclaimer on the post, “Don’t try this at home”

Thanks for visiting my blog.

Shankari:
I thought it was a recipe, but did it make your hair shine?
I don’t know! My wife keeps assuring me that it is shining! I don’t believe her though

Pickled Olives:
If my husband had hair, I might have considered using this
So there are benefits in going bald, huh

Too bad, I always wanted an excuse to use pinesol on him.
LOL.

Keshi:
I like men with good-smelling hair
He he he. I hope you like men with hair smelling like pasta
43 artnavy Oct 26th, 2006 at 1:50 am

olive and lime seems ok-try curd and lime… the stench will kill u.

actually, i do not mind having someone massaging my hair with anything
44 Claire Oct 26th, 2006 at 3:28 am

Hee! Hilarious!

Cxx
45 Priyamvada_K Oct 26th, 2006 at 9:27 am

:-D. Looks like a concoction to bleach hair.

India Shining, eh

Priya.
46 Vani Oct 26th, 2006 at 7:48 pm

Needed a good laugh after a real lousy day where anything that could go wrong did. This post of yours did the needful! Thanks, TDNA!
BTW, great job with the picture!
47 chandni Oct 26th, 2006 at 11:16 pm

jokes apart…does it help hair?? God knows I need help on that!!!
48 Twisted DNA Oct 26th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

artnavy:
olive and lime seems ok-try curd and lime
No thank you

Claire:
Thanks

Priyamvada_K:
Looks like a concoction to bleach hair.
I think I can live with bleach. I can live with anything that leaves the hair attached to my scalp

Vani:
Thank you for noticing my effort with the picture

By the way, when I click on your link it says that there is no blog. Did you choose not to have a profile or is blogspot screwed up?
49 Twisted DNA Oct 26th, 2006 at 11:51 pm

chandni:
jokes apart…does it help hair??
I think the hair has to be more than a few inches long to tell the difference My wife’s hair does gain a little volume when she uses this concoction.
50 Deepti Lamba Oct 27th, 2006 at 3:02 am

Wow! so many hairy comments;) Me thinks you a sweetypie for letting your wife touch your hair with all that slimy stuffy.

Lemme show this post to my hubby darlin’;)
51 M (tread softly upon) Oct 27th, 2006 at 6:05 am

Forgive me if i seem a little slow, but why are you putting it in your hair?
52 Orchid Oct 27th, 2006 at 7:21 am

Ha! Ha! that was hilarious..You men! What would the world be like without you, I wonder….
Btw, nice job on ur blog
53 Anonymous Oct 27th, 2006 at 11:45 am

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54 Calabar Gal Oct 27th, 2006 at 12:49 pm

Yeah - What is it supposed to do to ur hair?

LOL at asking hubby to stand in the sun to dry his hair. there’s this modern and fashionable appliance known as a hair dryer you know that can be operated by almost anyone!!!
55 Pranay Oct 27th, 2006 at 1:14 pm

Hey man..I think urs is one of the funniest blogs I’ve seen. Some of the posts had me laughing loudly even though it’s late at night.
Kepp it up!
Cheers!
56 Vani Oct 27th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

Can’t blame blogger for this one! My bad. I’d accidentally deleted my profile access. It shd work now.
57 sharda Oct 28th, 2006 at 8:26 am

Nice recipe.But you have invited many wives to torture their husbands ans all the husbands are going to curse you :)

Great funny post!
58 jhantu Oct 28th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

blackmail eh..
59 Nachi Oct 28th, 2006 at 11:59 pm

hahaha….i pity you!! Hahaahahaa!!!

…thank God that it wasn’t Mehndi (yuck) that went onto that hairy head of your’s…
60 La vida Loca Oct 29th, 2006 at 6:36 pm

Actually my mom used to swear by something similar….and my hair is real thick )
61 Sruti Oct 29th, 2006 at 9:38 pm

hahaha you are funny! you don’t know how nice it is to read something that makes you smile and laugh. In my world I make life too serious sometimes lol. btw my mom used my dad for hair color experimentation too this weekend too hehe his hair looked like a ken doll’s all plasticky…

Waiting for your next entertaining post!
62 MellowDrama Oct 30th, 2006 at 12:43 am

Lol if this is true, you are a metrosexual…..horrors!!!! ANd I thought you were cool. Lol, if my husband remembers to shampoo his hair I would be greateful:) Btw was it really silky, mebbe I will try it..tell tell
63 Isha Reddy Oct 30th, 2006 at 4:01 pm

refresh
64 amu (amrita) Oct 30th, 2006 at 9:19 pm

lol! a pure piece of tortured husband…she must be a successful wife! humourous read.
P.S did she find out this wife bashing piece?
65 Swapna Nov 1st, 2006 at 3:23 pm

Good one!!
66 Nida Nov 2nd, 2006 at 8:44 am

Burqhas are not only worn to respect religion, some girls i know wear it in order to not get sun strokes and crap.
I saw one woman wearing a burqa, and having a burger (Could say that, because she was in burger king and was dipped in ketchup both inside and outside).
67 Nandita Nov 7th, 2006 at 5:08 am

ROFLMAO
Am I happy I stumbled upon your blog?? This is a good dose of humor. Checking out the other laughs too
68 Keshi Nov 7th, 2006 at 7:50 pm

lol @pasta! better than fish-smelling hair :)

Keshi.
69 Varsha Nov 12th, 2006 at 5:59 am

he he he…u ACTUALLY underwent all that
BTW did it really turn out silky??

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