A colleague of mine narrated a funny story about how his girlfriend, who is a software engineer, got mad at his playing Solitaire all the time on the computer. She installed a parental control software to prevent opening games on their home computer and refused to give him the passcode. That prompted me to come up with the following list:
How can you tell if your girlfriend is a computer geek?
(You need to be a geek to enjoy this)
- She always asks you, self-consciously, does my laptop look too fat?
- She dumps you after she finds out your SIMS character cheated on her SIMS character
- She describes a perfect date as, “At a romantic restaurant with good WiFi connectivity”
- She emails you, “I am feeling kinky, can we have VOIP sex?”
- Your friends call you with computer problems and ask, “Can I talk to your girlfriend?”
- Her Palm Pilot can play better music than your Hi-Fi music system
- She has more software CDs than music CDs
- She has a USB powered sex-toy
- When you decided to have a kid, she uses the computer to find out the most fertile minute of her cycle. Then she tells you, “There is absolutely no pressure”
- When she put “I have the best rack†on her match.com profile she meant rack mounted server
- She told you, “You had me at Hello World.”
Me first..
.. Good one as always.
Oh boy!! She is one hot kinky girl….
uh…about that USB-powered sex toy…ummm…do they HAVE those?
no reason
I’m asking for a friend…
Sush:
Thanks Sush
priya:
Yep, she is as kinky as the technology allows her to be
gnightgirl:
It was just a figment of my imagination (or fantasy, rather?)
USB powered toy .. Hmm .. Powered with bluetooth .. Intresting ..
Could make big bucks in the bay area with a whole bunch of geeks around ..
./thanks
ilaiy
I have a good one:-she goes into a computer store and takeover a discussion for a salesman on the specs and merits of a computer while you sit there nodding as you make the sale.
hahah!
VOIP sex…haha never heard of that!!!!!;-)
I just love this post lol! And hell yeah there’s a very valid reason for that
**Hello World
ROFL!
Keshi.
lol!!! good one
ha ha ha…! shud have come here earlier…spent much of d morning glum:(…but this sure cheered me up!!! thnx!
now now now…how do u know all this??
Heres one more: When you put up a logging software to see where she’s been, and its uninstalled before you’ve had a chance to use it! (Thats a pointer for your Geek friend)
lol…this is was nice…loved the VOIP thing;)
LOL
that’s genuinely funny!!
this is good.Though I dont know anyone (guy/gal) who is that geeky (or do I)?
Great! The last one was too good
//You had me at Hello World
She sits next to you talking.. via chat
ha !
so , is YOUR girlfriend a comp geek ?
She told you, “You had me at Hello World.”
Cracked me up.BTW I am blogrolling you.Hope you don’t mind.
LOL! Good one as always.
ilay:
Yep, that’s a good idea. May be I should design the product packaging first
sharda:
haha! You sound as if it really happend, did it?
ekta:
come back soon
sorry to see you abandon us
keshi:
“hell yeah there’s a very valid reason for that”
Ok, fess up now, which of those things is true about you?
pri:
thanks!
ishita:
glad to be of help. That’s the whole idea of this blog – fun stuff for easy reading
neha:
because i am the male counterpart of above things
how do we know:
haha. that’s a good one too.
yashita:
he he. thanks
chandni:
i am genuinely thankful for the comment
la vida loca:
all you need is look at yoruself in the mirror
indianangel:
“last one is too good”
Because the post ended?
aparna:
haha. that really happens with us! Some times when my wife is on phone, I IM her from my laptop so she can read it while still on phone
deepa:
I don’t have a girlfriend. My wife strongly believes I shouldn’t have one!
bishu:
mind?! I am willing to pay people to blogroll me
anu:
thanks anu!
kool!!!!! i can’t stop laughing
**She has a USB powered sex-toy
that is so not me. But everything else I can relate to lol!
Keshi.
great blog…thoroughly enjoying it!
Love the books post below.
** She has a USB powered sex-toy
LOL!! thats crazy!! ^_^
Hillarious !!! the best one is
“You had me at hello world “
and then they blame us men for being hoplessly geekish…
btw…Hello Word!! ROFL
ROFL
real nice & crazy post:-)
omg this is hilarious!!
maverick:
Thanks
Keshi:
Haha
jay are:
Thanks!
lil_kath:
Ya, some times my imagination runs kind of wild
greensatya:
Thanks
nachi:
If we start posting how geeky guys are, we will need a separate blog for it, don’t we?
mommyof2:
Thanks.
“real nice & crazy post:-)”
I try my best, especially on the second adjective
varsha:
Thank’s so much!
loved it!!! keep em coming!
Hoy Hoy Hoy Twisted!
Stopped by on a recommendation from Bryan over at momentsofadequacy.blogspot.com/.
Funny stuff. I’ll check back regularly.
this one was outragiously funny! well, i am not a comp geek but enjoyed every bit of it.
on a request, how do you know that your gf is a mgt-psyche?
i could pass it on to a couple of my friends
shilpa,
Thanks
alan:
laage raho 
Hey! Thanks for all the wonderful comments you left. I will get to them one by one. I can’t believe that you are more in Bollywood movies than most of us
dharmu:
hmm… that’s a good topic, “how do you know if your gf is a mgmt type.” I will think about it and either post it or send it to you separately
HAHAHA!
i love my computer!