Twisted DNA

Don’t you hate it when your colleagues calling you for business purposes engage in the exchange of terms of endearment instead of getting down to the business? To me, it is a violent disregard of phone etiquette.
Take this example. Some time ago I worked with a team in India which was coordinated from […]

By now I am sure everybody knows the story of Indian government banning a few websites on the grounds of bad graphics, annoying animated GIFs and unbalanced HTML tags. (After visiting the sites I couldn’t think of any other reason).
Apparently some bozo in Indian government defended the decision to block (via aditi). Hindustan […]

You can’t even blow your nose without offending somebody these days. It looks like people are just waiting for somebody to say something remotely related to them so they can get all upset.
So when I saw this great UNICEF advertisement I was thinking, while it is an innocuous advertisement, somebody will find something to […]

Apart from the Mad magazine, Harriet Carter catalogue is the most funny book I get in the mail. If you don’t know Harriet Carter, they are a mail-order shop with supposedly nifty household items. For some of the items are hilarious and some are down right stupid. Here are some gems […]

My friend told me this juicy story. Let me narrate it to you:
He and his wife were at the mall last weekend where they ran into their ex-neighbor. She was an attractive woman, looked even better in the skin-tight number she was clad in. They, as expected, exhausted everything they could talk about […]

Since morning, my wife has been all giggles. There is no end to the badinage. A “Let me know if you really like it, I will stock up more” here and a “does it feel smooth and silky” there.
In retrospect, I should have doused myself in after-shave so she couldn’t smell a thing. […]

When I was driving the other day, the driver behind me caught my attention. My thought process was something like:
It’s a woman
Oh! It’s an Asian woman
Oh my god! It’s an Asian woman on cell phone
Holy Crap! It’s an Asian woman on cell phone checking her make-up in the mirror.
I can’t think of a […]