This second is mine
Published April 29th, 2006A few years ago a colleague of mine said, “I am hooked on to blogging.” I admonished him in a stern voice, “It is not appropriate to discuss illegal drugs at workplace.” Then he explained to me in AOL-customer-service tone* what blogging is.
I tried my hand at a couple of blogs before and discontinued because of lack of time. But, in fact, blogging is like an addiction. I just can’t stop thinking about starting a blog again.
A recent study said a new blog is started every second… my second has come.
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*AOL-customer-service tone: “Sir, using your left mouse button, click on the “start” at the bottom left corner, point your mouse at programs and click your left mouse button, point your mouse at accessories and click again, point at Notepad and click.” (You silently shout, “Just tell me to open the freaking notepad you moron.”)
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Revel in your moment and welcome to blogosphere yet again
yup….welcome aboard…
am blog rolling you…. do keep up the good posts!
Whoohoo, thanks Mad Momma!
n finished… hehe.. liked ur blog man… keep up the good wrk
Thanks for reading the whole thing Apy! And thanks for the blogroll!
hehe.. here comes my moment of fame.. its 3 am.. i have finally reached the bottom of the pile of this haystack.. of humour..
Isha Reddy:
I need to get you a T-shirt: “I read Twisted’s entire blog and survived”
I’ll take one of those t-shirts too!!!
It was indeed a survival against death by laughter.
Your writing is insanly funny. Donot ever stop writing.
Hey TD,
Over a period of 3 days..sneaking time ( well, postponing work ) at office - I am proud to say I have read Each and Every post here and enjoyed about 90% of them thouroughly!
In an attempt to look dignified, I have been controlling so many pangs of uncontrolled laughter - ended up making wierd sounds..mostly grunts and troubled giggles…left me far from dignified anyways
Thanks much for the wonderful read ! Three Cheers !!!
(oka superstar paaTa la annaTTu - Repeat!! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn0-qwWj-Ow)
baanchan..
edEdO dEvlaaDukunTa, blaagula panTi tirukkunTa first time eeDikoccina - pustakam aipoina.. pustakam Endi, chinna size library nE anukO raadu.. last 3-4 hours ninci okka post bhi miss gaakunDa anni sadivE daanka manasuna paTTalE
navvalEka sastunna appaTi sandi.. naa office mate ki inni dinaal konchem doubt unDe naa dimaagi haalat gurinci.. ippuDu total kanpharm ayyunTadi - total saTkaainchindani.
ippaTikE chaana mandi cheppunTaru, phir bhi chepta - khatarnaak undanna nee raata.. lolli lolli - fulldam timepass - kEka, kevvu, kaik!
ingilpees la anTaru sooDu - banDal EstanE bO makki kirikiri!
I have finally completed reading your entire blog after 5 days of postponing studying for my exams!Well….it was definately worth it and do keep it up!
P.S.-I’m from India and will probably study in U.S. after I turn 18…….oh when will that day come??!!
Got through it all in one sitting/lying-down, and I enjoyed every minute of it.
Can’t wait to read more.